Astrologer for Humans
Your Personal User Manual Translator
you’ve always known who you are. I’m here to show you the proof.
Full Disclosure
i don't know where you are or what you're doing. but i'm glad you're here.birth chart readings that finally make you make sense.
no prior knowledge needed. just you, your chart, and a little courage.
how it works
the reading is a q+a with yourself.
i'm just the translator.-
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you book
all you need is your birthday, birth time, and birth city. your chart does the rest. no prior astrology knowledge needed.
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we talk
1.5 hours on FaceTime. i translate your birth chart into language you can actually use. you will probably want to cry. lovingly.
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you text your best friend
"you need to do this." — every single client, without exception. then they book. then they text their ~other~ best friend.
the philosophy
nobody taught us how to human.
this is astrology for humans.your birth chart doesn't assign you a personality. it explains the one you already have. you were born with a user manual. nobody told you.
Get in Touch
Whether you have a question, an idea, or just want to say hello, feel free to reach out— I’m here.
And as always:
love yourself. love humanity.Be a human.Based in Los Angeles