Read My Chart
a Q+A with yourself.
finally.
$333 · 90 minutes · Virtual
$333
one birth chart reading. less than a month of therapy.
more specific than any personality test you've ever taken.
Includes: 90-min Zoom session · full recording · annotated chart PDF · personal follow-up email · 24-hour response to questions that come up after
Payment via Stripe. Spots available by month. When they're gone, they're gone until next month.
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what a reading with me actually looks like:
The session: 90 minutes on Zoom. I share my screen. I walk you through all 34 symbols in your birth chart — but not in a textbook way. In the way that makes you say 'wait, how did you know that.' We pause when something lands. We go deeper when you need it. It feels like a conversation between friends, not a lecture.
After: I send you the full recording, an annotated chart PDF, and a personal follow-up email with 3–5 observations I want you to sit with. I'm thinking about your chart after we hang up. You'll know that from what I send.
"you will leave feeling rejuvenated, inspired, and excited to live your life."
Client Stories
She came in asking why she kept burning out at every job she loved. We found a 12th house Sun. She left knowing she wasn't bad at work — she was just doing it in a way that contradicted her wiring.
"It was like a Q+A with myself — someone finally gave me the cheat codes."
— J., 31, New York
She booked three days after her divorce was finalized. She didn't know what she was looking for. What she found: her Venus in the 7th house in Capricorn — and finally understood why she'd spent 12 years trying to earn love instead of receive it.
"I cried the whole way through. Not because I was sad. Because I felt seen for the first time."
— A., 33, Miami
He came in as a skeptic. His partner had been after him to book for six months. We looked at his Mercury in Scorpio. He sat there quietly for a long time. Then:
"No one has ever described how my brain works that accurately. Not my therapist. Not my best friend…I don't know if I 'believe' in astrology. I know that session changed how I see myself."
— D., 36, San Francisco
For you if...
→ You've been in therapy and still feel like something's missing
→ You're in a major transition — relationship, career, identity
→ You feel things more deeply than most people around you
→ You keep repeating the same patterns and you're exhausted
→ You've tried every personality test and still feel un-mapped
→ You don't need to believe in astrology — just be curious
NOT for you if...
→ You want someone to tell you what to do
→ You're looking for predictions about your future
→ You want validation, not insight
→ You need a licensed therapist (I'll always say so)
Ready?
I take 8 birth chart readings per month. When they're gone, they're gone until next month. The map doesn't get more useful by waiting. It just sits there while you keep asking the same questions.
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