birth chart readings with adri
life's already hard enough. let's make it easy.
your birth chart is full of cheat codes. i just help you read them: name the pattern you keep running into, and make the next choice easier.
$333 · 90 minutes, virtual or in person in la
what you wanna hide is what i wanna see the most.
this is for you if
there's a decision you keep circling. you've made the pros and cons list twice. you still don't know.
someone keeps doing the thing, you keep taking it personally, and you'd really like to know whether it's them or you.
you've asked "why am i like this?" enough times that it stopped being a joke.
the version of you at work is not the version of you alone at 2am, and only one of them ever gets asked how it's doing.
here's what actually happens
you come in with "why am i like this?" or "what do i do next?" you leave with "oh. that's my loop." and one thing to do about it.
i go first. before we meet, i write down what i think your chart is going to show me. then i open with "what are you looking to gain from this reading?" and you say whatever's true.
the chart names it. your chart is up on my screen, in plain words, not astrology homework. you tell me where it lands.
you leave with something to keep. your loop, your three cheat codes, and one next step. one.
why a birth chart, and not another quiz
a quiz tells you what you just told it. your chart is calculated from the day, time and place you were born. so when it names something true about you, it's because it was already there, not because you had to confess it first.
it doesn't grade you, either. a moon in virgo isn't good or bad. it's a description. your chart describes, it doesn't sentence.
and it has a calendar. it can show you what a stretch of time is asking of you, which turns "something is wrong with me" into "oh. this is a season."
astrology is the language here, not the point. the point is you.
not a horoscope. not therapy. not a prediction.
what people say after
“i’ve never told anyone that. how did you see that pattern so clearly.”
“you knew things i’d never even told my best friend.”
“i feel like you just unzipped my brain and looked inside.”
it's better with your people
book the reading about you and them, and i'll read one other person's chart through yours: a partner, an ex, a parent, a best friend. it's still your reading, and they aren't in the session.
bring them into the room with read us, for two to five people.
or just give someone a reading. most people find me through a friend who got read first.
hi, i'm adri
i grew up getting performance reviews after dinner parties, hid in theatre for years, and did ten years of therapy. what finally changed things was learning my chart at 25. my sun is in the 12th house, the house of what's hidden. turns out i was built to disappear. i just didn't know it had a name yet.
life is too hard to do alone. we all need help. so let me help, i can help, let me help.
not ready to book? start smaller.
tell me your rising, sun and moon, and i'll give you your three words right now: one cheat code for each. free.
i take three readings a week. that's it, so each one gets all of me.
it's all just a pattern. it's just a feeling. you're just a human.
lovingly, adri 🌊